The Dollar Store Knows the Value of a Good Font

If you're forced to buy stuff from China, why not pay the least amount possible for the junk? So it was with great joy that my cheap door mat quest led me to yet another face-to-face meeting with our Algerian friend, this time at the 99 Cents Only store in Burbank, CA.

Whether this huge stack of random welcome mats was comprised of old floor samples, or these are actually being passed off as the way to put your best foot forward (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk) to house guests, what did impress me was to find out my new mat was bulletproof!

Which was especially reassuring because my mat will most certainly be coming within close proximity of some bombs...