Algerian Font Wanted Dead or Alive

This original Harley Davidson tee from 1992 is listed up on eBay right now. Hounded by the law, this fugitive font rides the back roads in defiance of justice and design principles.

Algerian Real Estate Scam Exposed

What looks like a quaint little building at the NW corner of Alameda and Lake in Burbank is in fact nothing but a front for Algerian money laundering in the latest real estate scam among the epidemic of foreclosures and fraud across the nation. It's for sale!!! No, it's for lease! Ack, we don't know, just give us your damn money!!!

And a quick look at the Chase Company website reveals a classic example of a Baby Boomer web page where the designer still thinks the internet is in 1996. While the main page is borderline tolerable, click on any link and enter an ugly world of gray backgrounds and absurd stock photography.

Controversial Romanian Coin Offends Not Only Jews

Romania has recently come under fire by Jewish groups for this coin honoring former prime minister Miron Cristea, who "stripped Jews of their citizenship before WWII." But honestly, the real insult here comes in the form of the typeface chosen by the designers at the Romanian Mint in Bucharest.

That's right, those insensitive bastards have enshrined the infamous Algerian font for all time by emblazoning it upon the Cristea coin. We demand the immediate melting down of all pieces with the raw silver being donated to Israel .

Corporate Espionage at Citi Group

From our agent in New York City comes this disturbing proof that the Algerian conspiracy has even made its way into the corporate skyscrapers of high finance on Wall Street.

 In the pantry area on one floor in the Citi Group building hangs the following chilling admonition:

Not only is there a completely misplaced apostrophe, the designer even tried his hand at poetic page layout with near fatal results. If, Odin forbid, the nation's economy suffers further and more bailouts are proposed, please demand that your Congressman comb the legislation for any earmarks for Algerian banks.